Upon reflection, I’ve realized that I would have more time to do exciting things like laundry if I would tighten up my blog posts. For example, here are alternate versions of my last two posts that would have freed up precious minutes – nay, hours – for me to pursue domestic chores.
“I have enough time on my hands that I spend some of it worrying I might watch the wrong 293 movies next.”
“I’m a 35 year old woman developing an interest in the X-Men comics so strong that I have even started reading blogs about comics. Kill me now!”
Perhaps to give up blogging altogether and go back to Twitter.