1. It takes WAY more time to peel a banana or a carrot than it does to pour a bowl of cereal and add rice milk. Who has that kind of time?!
2. If I could just find the right way to organize my to-do list, I would accomplish 50-100% more stuff every single week.
3. I will remember exactly what I meant by that note I just scribbled down even though I abbreviated half the words.