Sister: I think I will have to file for divorce. D has now twice (perhaps thrice!) put “lol” in his messages to me. It hurt me even to type those letters. Maybe I could start with an intervention rather than moving straight to divorce. I’ll have to consider. Me: lol never hurt anyone Sister: Don’t tell me you use it,… Read more »
Me: “So I had these four things at work I needed to do because people are waiting to hear from me, explain explain explain blah blah blah, so that’s not too bad, right?” C-Man looks up from laptop: “I have become a mage.”
From long ago, when Boy Detective was just a wee thing… Me: I worry about not dressing him in warm enough jammies. What if it gets colder in his room in the middle of the night? Sister: And you think he wouldn’t complain? Me: HE’S TOO COLD TO CRY!
C-Man: You’re wearing your hair up. I hadn’t seen you wear it up since you got it cut, I don’t think. Me: I’m wearing it up every time I come home from the gym. I wore it up the other day when I was working and I hadn’t taken a shower that morning. I’ve worn it up several other times…. Read more »
From a Google chat: Me: i should get that done but i’m too lazy. Friend: you are not at all lazy. you couldn’t even dress up as lazy for halloween. Me: that’s one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me. Friend: and you are smokin hot gorgeous! but i’m not hitting on you. so don’t go filing… Read more »
Better Than Bullets: And what about your own mystery illness? Any more clarity? Me: no ulcer. bloodwork was okay. i was supposed to go back last week to Discuss What This Means but was sick, ha. BTB: Damn it. Medical mysteries suck! Princess: i feel like i have 2 or 3 pencil erasers stuck halfway down my throat. but i… Read more »
C-Man: There have been some really good plot twists in this game, though. Mages have to go through this trial, or they get turned into- Me: Please say bunnies!
Boy Detective: SHUT UP! Me: Excuse me?! C-Man: You do NOT tell people to shut up. Boy Detective, quietly: I was saying it to MYSELF.
C-Man: Hello? Me: So if I die before you get home from work… C-Man: Yes? Me: I just wanted to let you know it’s because I was trying to install Microsoft’s .NET framework. C-Man: It’s not worth it! Me: I just needed someone to know, it’s important that the death certificate is filled out correctly.
Me: I’ve been meaning to ask you about something, since you know a lot more about exercise and how bodies work than I do. You know how I’ve been going to the gym and using the elliptical? I’ve realized that I like it because it’s simple. It may not be the super best ever kind of cardio in the history… Read more »