Me: I thought we had changed your phone alarm for the morning to something else? C-Man: I dunno, maybe? Me: And now it’s back to the one that makes me want to smash your phone with a hammer. C-Man: Do you have a hammer up here?! Me: No. Luckily. C-Man: Allrighty then. Me: However I do have Rick Remender’s Punisher… Read more »
Boy Detective: You’ve had [the soundtrack to] Tron [Legacy] in there a long time. C-Man: Are you getting tired of it? Boy Detective: No, I was just complimenting you. Like “way to go, good job!”
C-Man: What would you say my learning style is? Me: Well, you can memorize tons of information just by reading it once, so I would say your learning style is… f—ing annoying.
Boy Detective: I want to be a policeman when I grow up. Me: Sounds good. Boy Detective: What about you? Me: I’m already grown up, hon. Boy Detective: And you’re not ANYTHING!
Me: Fill in this blank on the menu plan for Thursday night’s dinner, please. C-Man: Cheesecake. Me: No, really. C-Man: In a bun?
Me: Honey, you were right about EVERYTHING! C-Man: Yep. Hey, why aren’t you barefoot? Me: I’m sorry! It’s cold on the tile. C-Man: And I’M the one making dinner! What’s going on here?! Me: The world is upside down!
Me: How was work today, honey? C-Man: Pretty good. I successfully prevented my company from hiring someone.
Me: I got Boy Detective a PB&J smoothie, and I got a… something? Like blueberry coconut soy something? C-Man: And how was that? Me: Ugh. I feel much healthier, but I wouldn’t get it again. C-Man: That’s too bad, it sounds like it would have been good, you know, coconut, blueberries. Except you don’t like blueberries. Me: You’re right, I… Read more »
Me: I just cannot wait to see the new G.I. Joe movie. C-Man: That’s because it’s going to be made of awesome. Who wouldn’t want to see this movie? Me: Maybe if your parents were killed by ninjas. But then you would have become a ninja yourself, because that’s the only way to avenge them. C-Man: But if your parents… Read more »
C-Man: What about a hexagon? Boy Detective: A hexagon?! What is a hexagon?! C-Man: It has six sides. Like a square has four sides, a hexagon has six sides. Boy Detective: But where are all the sides? C-Man: I’ll draw one for you. See? That’s a hexagon. Boy Detective: HAI-YAH! I just chopped a zombie. It was trying to eat… Read more »