Me: Next Friday night, I’m standing you up. A bunch of Austin blogger ladies are getting together to hang out. C-Man: Whatever. Me: I know you have a hard time entertaining yourself when I’m not around. C-Man: I guess I’ll just have to kill that giant spider without you. Me: You JERK! C-Man: Bwahahahahahaha! Me: NO, that is so wrong!… Read more »
“So I’m a ninja pirate with fairy wings.”
Part One Boy Detective: Was that one of your special attacks? Me: No, that was a hug. Part Two Boy Detective: Mom, what are these things called that move around like joysticks? Me: Those are called your kneecaps, dear.
Mamoru Oshii, the director of Avalon, also directed Ghost in the Shell and Assault Girls. These fine cinematic experiences were rated three and four stars respectively, by me. I wish I could do the same for Avalon. Avalon tells a story about the game that preceded the one we see in Assault Girls. Malgorzata Foremniak plays Ash, one of the… Read more »
Me: “So I had these four things at work I needed to do because people are waiting to hear from me, explain explain explain blah blah blah, so that’s not too bad, right?” C-Man looks up from laptop: “I have become a mage.”
C-Man: There have been some really good plot twists in this game, though. Mages have to go through this trial, or they get turned into- Me: Please say bunnies!