And he just sounded so reasonable...
Boy Detective: I have three moss toads in my room.
Me: Why do you have toads in your room?
Boy Detective: So I can do things with them.
Me: Like what?
Boy Detective: Anything really. Well, anything that requires a toad.
Me: That's why I'm asking, because I can't think of what you would DO with a toad. Be specific.
Boy Detective: Like, throw one in a hole! To make toad in a hole! Why are you shaking your head? You like toad in a hole, don't you?
I can't believe this picture is almost a year old... When he was bitty, a year-old picture would practically look like some other kid!